Would You Eat Michael's Hair?

[MJ_is_mah_life]

It came up in the chat box....:grin: Would you eat his hair....? For whatever reason I guess....this will be interesting :toofunny:

[Lindsay]

holy cow, you made it :toofunny:!!

I voted YES, but I wouldn't eat it as spaghetti!! :toofunny:

Jokes. :heha:

[Miss_Muffett_379]

Erm...i think i'd prefer for it to stay on his head :eek: :toofunny:

[BrOkEn BaRbiE]

Mmmm Michaels hair - how tastey - I think I will have a bit of salt and pepper on that too! :heha:

*waits for someone to take me serously* :rolleyes:

[Lindsay]

Erm...i think i'd prefer for it to stay on his head :eek: :toofunny:
hahahaha!!!

I am gonna be the only person that says YES out of a joke!!! WATCH!!!!!!!

Oh, wait, i'm second. :unsure: :eek: :unsure:

[wendijane]

mooooousealicous i should have known :lol:

[Simsfreaks357]

:eek: :eek: :eek:

[DarkPassion]

Um erm...I thought about it :O

[Captain3o]

Yes. Then shave my head and have hairs like his.

[BrOkEn BaRbiE]

^^ :toofunny: Good plan! :heha:

[Lindsay]

I don't hear anyone explaining their answers!

[Miss_Muffett_379]

I don't hear anyone explaining their answers!

....ok...i just think it would look better where it is, instead of travelling around through my small intestine :eek::eek::eek:

[Thrillerchick3]

No...:lol:
I love Michael's hair...I wouldn't wanna eat it...or anyone else's hair for that matter :eek: :lol:

[mikedas7]

No way! Poor Michael. I'm not going to eat his hair. He will be probably be thinking what crazy fans he has. :no2:

[moonstreet]

mmmmmm yes, a milkshake would be nice, put 500ml of milk, 2 scoops of vanilla icecream, a handful of hair and dash of bailys into a blender, blend until smooth, pour into a sundae glass, top with a swirl of whipped cream and decotate with a pink straw and there you go a Michael Jackson milkshake:drool::drool::drool:

ooops just remembered, its not his real hair, so maybe it wouldnt taste that nice after all, instead of an african american taste you might end up with an asian aftertaste!!!!

[Rawr]

No.

Michael's too busy doing that himself.

*points to the Ebony picture at the top of the board*

[almj9]

Omg I nearly choked on my food after seeing this thread.

[Naomi]

What :eek:

[kissybissy]

F.. hell, no yuk!!

[His-Confessions]

ewwwwwwwwww you guys are crazy hahahaha :toofunny: HELL NO...... I would Never do that!!!!!!!!11

[Neda]

LMAO!!! :toofunny:

I voted yes :yes: Seriously! I love the taste of hair :wub: I used to suck my hair but I stopped in year 3 because my teacher told me it was a disgusting, unladylike thing to do :( I still have the occastional lick though... :hehe:

Mind you, I wouldn't eat it as in put in mouth, chew, swallow, digest, poo... that'd give the person eating it severe indigestion :eek:

[tinker*bell]

Erm...i think i'd prefer for it to stay on his head :eek: :toofunny:

:toofunny:

Me too! :lol2:

[BrOkEn BaRbiE]

I wonder what shampoo he uses.. :hmm:

[Layna]

im thinking probs no- besides would it be a bit dangerous? lol

[His-Confessions]

I wonder what shampoo he uses.. :hmm:
ahahaha aren't we getting a bit off topic now hahaha :toofunny: I wonder what he'll think when he sees this thread (if ever) haha

[MJ_is_mah_life]

HAHA I love how most people voted me crazy :ninja: I DIDN'T COME UP WITH IT.....IT WAS LINDSAY :toofunny: I just made the thread before her :ninja: And I voted maybe :ninja:

[pero]

No thanks. Thinking about it makes me wanna gag! :sick:

[I Will Be There]

:eek:
:toofunny: i saw the name of the thread and was just like.... what?! :eek: :laugh:

[xxcharlottexx]

wot a thread haha ,ummm i duna if i would :brow:

[Shineyteeth]

Erghhhh no.... as much I love MJ :eek: .... it's hair. It gets stuck in your mouth and takes ages to get out and ughhhh I can't stand it......

:ninja:

[DANGEROUS-x]

I wouldn't eat it. Hair is really hard to chew. :eek::mellow:

..I'd suck on his hair though. :lol::eek:

[Taylor]

Of course I would.

God, you people who said no. I can't believe you, horrible, horrible MJ fans. WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO HAVE A PIECE OF MICHAEL IN YOUR INTESTINES?!

[Lindsay]

I wouldn't eat it. Hair is really hard to chew. :eek::mellow:

..I'd suck on his hair though. :lol::eek:
:toofunny: Me too :eek: :unsure: MAYBEEEE..

Taylor!!!!! :toofunny:

[His-Confessions]

gosh hahaha you guys are disgusting hahahaha

[BrOkEn BaRbiE]

And you call yourself fans! :rolleyes:






































:toofunny: :toofunny:

[Shannen]

Of course I would.

God, you people who said no. I can't believe you, horrible, horrible MJ fans. WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO HAVE A PIECE OF MICHAEL IN YOUR INTESTINES?!

:eek:

Im scared to ask, but are you being serious?! :lol:

[annaliese]

When he was minding his own business I'd leap on his back and have a good ole' lick of his locks!

[His-Confessions]

And you call yourself fans! :rolleyes:






































:toofunny: :toofunny:
how pathetic



















J/K :yay:

[Marilyn Monroe]

yes, but then i realized you can have issues swallowing many hairs.

[EsaAngel]

Be for real, would you ,I dont think so,watching water running down the drain,keep your head up out of there. dont even know why I answear this one.

[Lindsay]

**I call dibs on his armpit hair!!!**

:highspeed: :D :D

:unsure:

[~MJ'sHoney~]

No,-lol.I-would-however-stoke-and-maybe-in-kiss-his-hair-lol.
:blink:

[Kimayeh]

NO! :eek: Poor Michael...:sad:

His hair looks best on his head, IMO. :yes:

[Taylor]

:eek:

Im scared to ask, but are you being serious?! :lol:

HAHAHAHAHA!

..Maybe.

No, I'm not, I just wanted to disturb some poor unsuspecting person. :toofunny:

[Keepthefaith]

Ummmmm noooo.. lol... wtf??

[Llama]

Of course I would.

God, you people who said no. I can't believe you, horrible, horrible MJ fans. WOULDN'T YOU DO ANYTHING TO HAVE A PIECE OF MICHAEL IN YOUR INTESTINES?!

:toofunny: :heha: :toofunny:
I LOVE YOU HAHAHAHA. :toofunny: :heha:
Taylor's right. :)

[Sasha01]

Uhm.... NO. :mellow::toofunny: I would just love it on top of his head...where it's suppose..to stay. :lol::mellow:

[MJsPYT1362]

Uh..yeano. :laugh: It's just better on his head.

[tambam89]

What kind of a question is this? :eek:

I bet Michael would be so creeped out if he read this.

[ennazus]

LOL!

:toofunny:

No, I'm not eating the hair! LOL!

[Who's Bad?]

....No :mellow:. That's like, gross.

[MJ_is_mah_life]

What kind of a question is this? :eek:

I bet Michael would be so creeped out if he read this.


Yes, probably, that why I cleared my name by blaming Lindsay for having slower poll making reflexes than me :blush2:

[annaliese]

I have dibs on his bikini line!

:crazylol:

[kirsty_mj]

No but id frame it :)

[DANGEROUS-x]

I have dibs on his bikini line!

:crazylol:

:mellow::eek:

HAHAHAHAHA ANNA! :toofunny:

...............:highspeed:

[Miadry]

I wouldn't go that far.:no2: And beside I think it looks better on his head then in my mouth.:smile:

[Grey Blue Eyes]

I most definitely would...... NOT eat his hair. Eww.

[rebeccainyourdream]

Why would I want to give my self a knot in my intestines for the sake of saying I got close enough to MJ to BITE HIM?

[Karthik]

What a wierd thought! :huh: If you gonna eat his hair, I bet you'll be in the toilet for a while :hehe:

[Lindsay]

....No :mellow:. That's like, gross.
:O :homer: But it's MICHAEL EFFING JACKSON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :crazylol:

:nono:

:lol2:

Yes, probably, that why I cleared my name by blaming Lindsay for having slower poll making reflexes than me :blush2:

:smug: :homer: :smug: :wub:

[marieke]

no :mellow:

[MJJ'slilgrl]

Yeah.































If there was nothing else to eat.

[Sarahsaur]

I wouldn't mind having a few hairs of his in my mouth accidentally while in the process of kissing him or..... something like that.:highspeed:

:angel:

[DANGEROUS-x]

What hairs? :mellow:












:highspeed:

[neems]

Urgh, No, not even if I'm starving to death. :eek: :lol:

[KashieLuvzMichael]

:ohmy: Talk about a hairball

[Keepthefaith]

Um no offence... but I think a thread like this even exsisting is embarrassing to this forum :lol: Like seriously..:eekie:

[blacknimproud]

Hell no, that's gross! lol

[Dutchie]

Ew. Sorry but, ew.

[Rawr]

I hate this place.

[Lindsay]

Um no offence... but I think a thread like this even exsisting is embarrassing to this forum :lol: Like seriously..:eekie:
then a lot other threads should be, as well, cause this was all created for shyts n giggles :lol: I love it. :wub: You funny fans, you!! Eat up that hair!! :eek: :lol2:

:glaugh: All us psychos that wanna nibble on his hairs :heha:!!!!!!!

Hell no, that's gross! lol

But he washes it, I am sure! :(

:hoplol:

:stop:

[Dancing the Dream]

Why yes i would :).















































:blink: wtf.

[Keepthefaith]

Why yes i would :).















































:blink: wtf.

:lol: That was funny...

[blacknimproud]

Washes it?? It's HAIR!!! HAIIIRR!!!

[danira]

What hairs? :mellow:












:highspeed:

omg what a question!!!!!!!!!!!!!this is really dirty...lol:eekie:
no i would never eat his hair...why should i???:nono:

[MJ_is_mah_life]

Lotsa people seems to be angry with theis thread :eek:
I'm sorry if people find it embassasing and stuff...mods can shut it down if they want to...I only made it cuz it came up in the chat box...I hate always feeling like my threads are offensive so I swore never to make any more :lol2:

[blacknimproud]

No, just need a different, better topic, :lol:

[danira]

Lotsa people seems to be angry with theis thread :eek:
I'm sorry if people find it embassasing and stuff...mods can shut it down if they want to...I only made it cuz it came up in the chat box...I hate always feeling like my threads are offensive so I swore never to make any more :lol2:

no dont take it personla...i was just like:eekie: wtf...is that...lol just another topic would be nice :bighug::airkiss::slem:

[MJ's Lover]

Yes I would,especially if it was that hair :slem:

[ShipOfFools]

No, that's gross. :ph34r: