Silly MJ things you've always wondered about

[pimboli]

this was one of my fave MJNO threads :lol:

so, what silly MJ things have you always wondered about?

I wonder if he can cook? Can he do laundry? (i doubt he does, but i wonder if he can, if he had to?)

[Llama]

How often does he drive? :hmm: not silly but I just wondered. :lol:

[pimboli]

i heard he's a bad driver.... :unsure:

[Sasha01]

Has he ever tried Instant Messaging? :hmm:
Has he EVER text somebody? :ohmy:
Has he ever tried Hot Cheetos :mellow:...?
I wonder how often he dances around the house. :huh:
I wonder what he does on the plane if he is board :lol: sleep? :wub:

[pimboli]

i wonder what he wears to bed?
what kind of toothpaste does he use?

[tinker*bell]

I wonder if he's afraid of flying...
I wonder how does he do to teach his kids. Does he get mad at their mischieveness? Does he ever yell at them? Does he give them penalties?
I wonder if he encourages them to dance. (That would be cute! Mike dancing with his kids. :wub:)

[pimboli]

im sure all parents yell at their kids at some point

[tinker*bell]

im sure all parents yell at their kids at some point

Yeah! That's why I wondered!

It's weird the idea, though. Mike, all sweet and low-speaking... I bet he yells at them and then right after starts apologizing! http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee18/finding_wonderland/Smilies/laugh.gif
"I'm so sorry! You know I love you very much, don't you?"

[pimboli]

^ awww.... sounds like him :wub:

[keeplaughing]

Yeah! That's why I wondered!

It's weird the idea, though. Mike, all sweet and low-speaking... I bet he yells at them and then right after starts apologizing! http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee18/finding_wonderland/Smilies/laugh.gif
"I'm so sorry! You know I love you very much, don't you?"

:lol2::lol2::lol2: Thats funny and probably true

[Javan]

Sometimes I wonder what hes doing at like that exact moment. Like I wonder what hes doing RIGHT NOW.

[Shineyteeth]

^Yeah I think that :hmm:


Also what does he do when he hears his own songs on the radio?
And what type of ice cream does he like?

[Lindsay]

Does he pick his nose??

Does he fart in front of other people, or bust his way to a private room? :eek:

:toofunny: Okay, I'll be a bit more respectful, but who doesn't wonder that about another person :toofunny:

:eek:

[Javan]

I bet he farts all the time.

[Lindsay]

:toofunny: Javan! :wavey:

I don't know if HE does. :eek: But his lil sis does :eek:

[Javan]

:toofunny: Javan! :wavey:

I don't know if HE does. :eek: But his lil sis does :eek:

Yea Janet lol I saw that interview, I heard she has BAD gas! :lol2:

Lindsay!! Everyone is here :D I love this place :lol::wub::wavey:

[Natalia]

Oh what a interesting thread. :grin:
I wonder if he prefer taking showers or baths. I wonder what kind of shampoo does he use and... Oh I could go on and on :lol2: I just want to know everything :grin: His character and which things make him mad or laugh. What kind of breakfast does he like and if he is a morining grumpy :mad: I would love to know everything.. :popcorn:

[Kimayeh]

Aww, I love this thread! :happy:

Sometimes I wonder what hes doing at like that exact moment. Like I wonder what hes doing RIGHT NOW.

Yeah...I wonder that all the time too! :yes:

[Javan]

Aww, I love this thread! :happy:



Yeah...I wonder that all the time too! :yes:
:lol2: I thought it was just me....good im not crazy..:lol::lol2:

[pimboli]

i wonder what he'd do if he ever visited an MJ board and read our comments :toofunny:

[RebeccaMJ]

When does he clip his toenails? Yes, I'm serious. I've thought about this.
Oh, and does he line his foot over the bucket, or does he do it on the floor and not even clean up after himself like a typical guy?

[pimboli]

^ :toofunny:

[Thrillerchick3]

I wonder if....he be looking at women when he traveling lol

[pimboli]

i wonder what he - truly- thinks about fans acting crazy when seeing him.

[keeplaughing]

I wonder how often he checks his fan mail...I wonder what type stuff he laughs at :)

[pimboli]

i wonder if he ever goes online and checks out MJJ forums?

[pero]

How big are his shoes. :hmm:

[KashieLuvzMichael]

I wonder what he does on the plane if he is board :lol: sleep? :wub:

Probably runs around panicking and screaming. :eek: :mellow:

I wonder what his favorite candy is :ohmy:

Has he ever tried to dance in the shower and then slipped on the soap :ohmy: :happy:

[Shineyteeth]

Does he ever 'pick it lick it roll it flick it'?


:eek: Ewwwwwwwwwww. Nooooooo

[KashieLuvzMichael]

:eek: what?

[Invincible J]

the things I wonder are a little bit too rude to be posting here.

I used to wonder what type of underwear he wore but now I know! :D

[pero]

How many times a day does he brush his teeth.

[Taylor]

How many squares, on average, of asswipe does he use in one wipe? :hmm:

[pimboli]

how often does he shower, and does he prefer baths or showers?

[kissybissy]

does he have a phobia about something?

[ennazus]

How does he wake his children up? (if he does that)

Cos my mom always wake me up and irritates me when I didn't sleep well or early that night.

[brnthsdiscout]

you know on the oprah interview, i always wondered what the initials on mj's shoulders meant? i think it was KTP or something like that...i always wanted to know what those stood for...

[Neda]

Yeah! That's why I wondered!

It's weird the idea, though. Mike, all sweet and low-speaking... I bet he yells at them and then right after starts apologizing! http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee18/finding_wonderland/Smilies/laugh.gif
"I'm so sorry! You know I love you very much, don't you?"

OMG :lol: That sounds just like him :lol2: Nyawwwww :wub:

How big are his shoes. :hmm:

Very big :eek: But you know what they say about men and big feet... :happy:

[Shineyteeth]

I wonder how many of his J5 and Jacksons songs he can remember? :hmm:

So if I went sing 'Time waits for No One', would he be able to sing any bit of it? Or would he even remember it exsisted?

[tinker*bell]

Has he ever tried to dance in the shower and then slipped on the soap :ohmy: :happy:
:toofunny:
I just imagined this scene... Poor Mike.



Very big :eek: But you know what they say about men and big feet... :happy:

Big feet and big hands... :hmm:
It can't just be a myth! :rolleyes:

:lol2:




I wonder what he looks like when he's deep asleep. :wub:

[tambam89]

If he's good in bed. :ninja:

[DANGEROUS-x]

How many squares, on average, of asswipe does he use in one wipe? :hmm:

Oh my god.

Dead. :toofunny:

[tinker*bell]

If he's good in bed. :ninja:

:O



:whistle:

[Lindsay]

:eek: what?
she means bugers, from his nose :yes:

I wonder if he ever...gets embarrassed by people seeing him in a stall in a bathroom or by ppl hearing him. :heha:

[DANGEROUS-x]

OMG Lindsay!

...and he tries to pee without making a noise. :lol::toofunny:

[Lindsay]

OMG Lindsay!

...and he tries to pee without making a noise. :lol::toofunny:
Yeah, so he squats...:lol:

Seriously.. I wonder how often michael cleans his hair :hmm:

[Keepthefaith]

I have always wondered whats his favorite position to sleep in. Side, back, tummy...?

[tinker*bell]

I wonder if he gets phone-called a lot. :hmm:

I always imagine him making the calls, but I don't know if he receives a lot of phone calls...

[pimboli]

i wonder if he knows how to send an sms? :hmm:

[Lindsay]

i wonder if he knows how to send an sms? :hmm:
i've wondered that too! :lol:

Yeah, little, he used to get called a lot when at neverland ;) (or so I read :unsure:)

[ennazus]

If he's good in bed. :ninja:

:eek:





:cool:

[brnthsdiscout]

i've always wondered who tailored all his nice suits :yes: seriously, mike has great taste in clothing :happy:

[sammichael]

I wonder what is the first thing he says when he wakes up:unsure::unsure: I bet he thinks about the whole world straight away:yes::yes: and then obviously he thinks about his children:wub::wub:

[Neda]

I wonder if he checks to make sure he doesn't have any bumfluff? :hmm:

[Miadry]

Sometimes I wonder what hes doing at like that exact moment. Like I wonder what hes doing RIGHT NOW.

I wonder that lots of times.
And also what brand of underwear does he wear?:lol:

[tinker*bell]

I wonder what was his first reaction when he heard from the doctor that he had vitiligo. :(
Wonder what went through his mind...

[Miadry]

I wonder if he prefers to take baths or showers.:happy: And also what shampoo does he use.

[kissybissy]

Does he surf the internet? Does he download music from his fave artists?

[ennazus]

Have he ever dyed his hair? x:

[Layna]

This is actually how i spend tuesday morning seminars! lol
What does he do on Sundays?
do u ever moan there is nothing on tv?
which do u put on first socks or underwear?

[RebeccaMJ]

Does he eat the end pieces of the bread or does he just let it fall down the side of the bag?

[I Will Be There]

i wonder if he prefers the daytime or night-time,
what season he prefers,
and what he thinks about :happy:

[youarenotalone]

Does he like to watch TV in bed? :shy:

[MissA]

And also what brand of underwear does he wear?

I think we already know that! lol
because of that Vogue Photo shoot!!! :tlaugh:

[Neda]

How long can he suck on a reeeeeeeeeeeally sour sweet before having to spit it out?

[annaliese]

I wonder if he's ever farted and then blamed Blanket :lol:

Awww, not my baby blankie, that's evil!

[Mr. Been Told]

I wonder if he's ever farted and then blamed Blanket :lol:

Awww, not my baby blankie, that's evil!
I have an uncle who used to sometimes do that with his little son. :lol2:
But he's a total nutcase and really weird. He's joined some weird religious community who are sort of like the Amish in their beliefs. :huh::eek:

[Shineyteeth]

I wonder if he puts his PJ's before he brushes his teeth, or brushes his teeth and then his PJs.

Or no teeth brushing at all? :eek3:

[GoldenCherry]

Does he wear socks in bed?

If he's eating a lollipop - can he suck it all ... or does he get to a certain point and then bite the rest?

Does he ever just play his own music? Watch his own videos?

Are there any fans he doesn't actually like!? LOL! (cos if I was him there'd be a few that would pee me right off!)

Does he know how to use powerpoint?

Does he colour neatly in the lines?

Does he prefer biro, roller or fountain pen?

Favourite swimming stroke?

[MJJ'slilgrl]

Does he like chessy Doritos?

Has he ever had to be dragged or carried onto a plane (I heard he's scared of flying.)

[CrisU]

-Does he made an account to meet 'normal' people and chat?
-Does he ever felt in love at first sight with one of his fans?
-Does he believe in ghosts?
-Does he have a special-diary?
-Does he like girls with 'extra-package'? lol
Ofcourse there are lots of questions i have in mind..millions.:blush2:

[kissybissy]

Does he shave his body? Lately men seem to like a smooth skin, instead of a hairy body, which I deeply lament. I love a hairy man, LOL

[Rawr]

I wonder if he puts his PJ's before he brushes his teeth, or brushes his teeth and then his PJs.

Or no teeth brushing at all? :eek3:

With those pearly whites, I'd imagine he brushes his teeth at night. :lol2:

[tinker*bell]

How long can he suck on a reeeeeeeeeeeally sour sweet before having to spit it out?

:lol2:
Neda, you're so random!! :lol2:


I wonder how often does he disguise himself to go out without being noticed. And I mean real disguises, not the silly ones... ;)

[MissWorld]

i wonder if he prefers the daytime or night-time,
what season he prefers,
and what he thinks about :happy:

I'm pretty sure I once heard Michael say (or read it in an interview maybe) that he prefers the night time and also that he likes to sleep in.

Does he shave his body? Lately men seem to like a smooth skin, instead of a hairy body, which I deeply lament. I love a hairy man, LOL

I think he shaves it, at least sometimes, like in YANA for instance and also during the HIStory tour, he always had a clean shaven chest. I don't know about down there though...

[Llama]

I think he shaves it, at least sometimes, like in YANA for instance and also during the HIStory tour, he always had a clean shaven chest. I don't know about down there though...

:wub: Him...I hate hair. :ohmy:

Has he ever talked to Prince about their rivalry? Like MJ vs. Prince stories in the media etc. :mellow:

[annaliese]

If he looks at the toilet paper, after he's done his business before putting it in the toilet.

:hmm:

[EsaAngel]

Well, I can nt top all these once here, but the funnie one for me would be , He will NEVER << remember that I met him, let alone know I exsist <LMAO

[tinker*bell]

:toofunny:
this thread is oh so funny!
in so many ways! :lol2:

[Stacey]

Which side of the bed does he prefer? :hmm:

[kissybissy]

If he looks at the toilet paper, after he's done his business before putting it in the toilet.

:hmm:

LMFAO!!!

This is disgusting, but funny.

[Llama]

If he looks at the toilet paper, after he's done his business before putting it in the toilet.

:hmm:

:toofunny:!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GoldenCherry]

Does he mind girls with a bit of meat on them?!?! *hint hint*

[smelly fan]

i wonder if he has been playin videogames lately, maybe we could race together in MarioKart Wii, i have this awesome MJ-Mii created :)

and lol at the toiletpaper-thing...

[Lindsay]

I wonder if he washes his hands after using the toilet, everrry single time?
Or how many times he uses the bathroom in a day :unsure:

If he looks at the toilet paper, after he's done his business before putting it in the toilet.

:hmm:
hahaha omg. everyone does that! :heha:

Does he eat the end pieces of the bread or does he just let it fall down the side of the bag?
I bet he likes em. I read that when at neverland, he ate sandwhiches a lot. What kind, I have no idea...

i wonder if he prefers the daytime or night-time,
what season he prefers,
and what he thinks about :happy:
I think he's a night owl and he loves spring..but maybe that's summer, :hmm:

Does he like to watch TV in bed? :shy:
I bet he does :lol: In his room at neverland, his computer was right in front of his bed, like mine is, I didn't see a TV. :hmm:

I wonder if he's ever farted and then blamed Blanket :lol:

Awww, not my baby blankie, that's evil!
hahaha. :unsure:

I wonder if he puts his PJ's before he brushes his teeth, or brushes his teeth and then his PJs.

Or no teeth brushing at all? :eek3:
I bet he hates brushing his teeth! But it pays to have a good dentist!! That he has! And money to fix them if he doesn't take care of them :toofunny:

[jackson5]

Good lord ...:toofunny2: I can't believe what I'm reading here.

What kind of aftershave does he use?

Is it briefs or shorts?

Is he still afraid of dogs like before?

Does he still make organic fudge?

His personal hygiene...hm....:backtotopic:

[MJJ'slilgrl]

Is he scared of clowns? I mean, really scared? You know, like if he walks into a room, and sees one, and then runs out, screaming his head off.

[Lindsay]

Has he ever broken anything of his that was expensive, due to anger or something of the like?? :hmm:

[Dancing the Dream]

I wonder if he's been on MJJB yet :hmm:

[Dangerous2000watts]

Has he ever broken anything of his that was expensive, due to anger or something of the like?? :hmm:

Yeah While watching Private Homemovie I was wondering the same thing
LOL
MJ breaks his expensive vase and screams "Awooooooooooow!"

[His-Confessions]

I wonder if Michael is a bad looser in games lol

[MJ_is_mah_life]

What's his vision like? 20-20? Or am I stupid and never noticed his contacts/glasses :ninja:

[Lindsay]

What's his vision like? 20-20? Or am I stupid and never noticed his contacts/glasses :ninja:
he wears glasses, but to read, as far as we know :yes:

[Invincible J]

When MJs toe nails get a bit on the long side, does he clip 'em or does he rip 'em off? :hmm:

[Lindsay]

When MJs toe nails get a bit on the long side, does he clip 'em or does he rip 'em off? :hmm:
or does he clip em at all? :hehe:

[His-Confessions]

When MJs toe nails get a bit on the long side, does he clip 'em or does he rip 'em off? :hmm:
eeeewww hahaha :toofunny: omg I can so imagine him sitting there ripping of his toe nails hahahah

[jenettwe]

I wonder if he ever accidentally farted when onstage and pretended nothing happened..:eek:

[natalie.c]

I wonder if he ever accidentally farted when onstage and pretended nothing happened..:eek:

'it was the friction of my shoes honestly:highspeed:'

[Lindsay]

^^^HAHAHAHA OMG I bet!! :heha:

[Llama]

Does he watch HIStory tour footage and does he think "Oh my God, LOOK AT MY BULGE. :eek:" :hmm:

[Japha]

I wonder if he hears some of his music, new or old, and just dance/sing and just feel like performing?

If so, WHY DOESN'T HE! lol

[GoldenCherry]

Does he watch HIStory tour footage and does he think "Oh my God, LOOK AT MY BULGE. :eek:" :hmm:

I ALWAYS think that! LOL! When he watches footage back, he must just think "DAMMIT I'm FOYINE!" Esp when he sees all the girls going insane for him! LOL! :drool::wub:

[Lindsay]

^^He knows it, he takes notes, then he goes on to make better stuff. Mr naughty 'look at me, I can shake-it shake-it' do you wanna get with it. :lol2:

[GoldenCherry]

^^He knows it, he takes notes, then he goes on to make better stuff. Mr naughty 'look at me, I can shake-it shake-it' do you wanna get with it. :lol2:

Couldn't have put it better myself! What makes Michael EVEN SEXIER (if that's possible) is the fact that he now KNOWS how dayum sexay he is :yes::yes::wink::drool::wub::cloudnine: What a BEAST!:drool::drool::drool:

[jenettwe]

I wonder if he ever asked any girls for their numbers..:lol: "I'll call you later, sexy..:wink2:" :toofunny:

[His-Confessions]

I wonder if Michael ever got locked out of Neverland or any other house? hahaha how cute it would be him sitting on the stairs freezing his lil bum off haha

[Llama]

What does he think when he sees fans with lots of posters and pictures of him in their walls?

[Rawr]

he wears glasses, but to read, as far as we know :yes:

:yes: Vitiligo has also been known to mess with people's sight at times.

[natalie.c]

What does he think when he sees fans with lots of posters and pictures of him in their walls?

I wonder this aswel....and what about fans going absoloutly mental over him? screaming in his face, fainting, he must think...oh my god, these people need instatutionalised!

[His-Confessions]

:yes: Vitiligo has also been known to mess with people's sight at times.
I find it very very very sexy when he looks like Mr Magoo hahahah according to himself :toofunny:

[pimboli]

^ when did he say that? :toofunny:
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i wonder how often he showers? :hmm: Does he prefer showers or baths? :hmm:

[Miadry]

What does he fantasies about? :)

[kirsty_mj]

does this thread countt wen ur drunkkk. coz i am a little bit.

xxxxxxxxxx

broken barbie i hope ur bloody cummin 2 bambu wen signiture cums mind!!:wub:

[EsaAngel]

:homer::slem:

OH boy, I can be in this post all night.

I wonder what he dose while up in a plane, late at night. lol.:blush2:
I wonder, if he ever been interested in someone , but never took it to the next level,but the girl never knew. dam that f up.:homer:
I wonder, what type of dreams he has,:angel:esa
I wonder, If he ever had an experience with the supernatural:angel:
I wonder if he is still in love with Brook Shiels ,or Lisa,:stop:
I wonder if he ever been in these sites, nuh hell no,
I wonder if there is a woman haveing his baby now:stop:, because the baby Blanket , just pop out of no where, so the next time he comes out it would nt surpize me at all.
I wonder if he has a house here where I live:dontknow:
I wonder if he is watching either one of us all:hoplol:
I wonder if there is someone whom keeps track of this site with camaras:hoplol:
I wonder if he is really broke, not tha it matters,:dontknow:
I wonder if he ever had to use the bathroom outside in a bush
I wonder when was the last time he had a fight or arguement and with who:stop:
I wonder if he likes blackwomen too:dontknow:
I wonder if he only dates whitewomen:dontknow:<
I wonder if he ever dated someone whom is not in the lime lights,
I wonder if he ever thinks of his brother whom past away, which has the same name as my kid too
I wonder if Brook was his first x partener:dontknow::homer:
I wonder what turns him on:wub:



I wonder, if he is haveing x now,:homer:

The main One here, is I Wonder where the HELL HE IS> NOW.:dontknow:

[Stinejacksondancer]

if he get's all:crazylol: when he looks at his own videos like "come together" thinking, DAYUM I'M ONE HOT LOOKIN' :crazylol:

if he sings a lot to his children..
if he shows his videos to them often
WHAT DOES HE THINK IS HIS HOTTEST ERA?:wub: :laugh: must be BAD baby.:crazylol:

[rebeccainyourdream]

I wonder if he reads these board just to remind himself that other people are way weirder than he is.

[pimboli]

What does he fantasies about? :)

:highspeed:

[KashieLuvzMichael]

I wonder if he can do the soulja boy :ninja:

I wonder if he ever had to use the bathroom outside in a bush

:eek:

[MJ_is_mah_life]

I wonder if he reads these board just to remind himself that other people are way weirder than he is.
OMG...:toofunny: :yes:
If he does...what are WE supposed to do to feel more normal? :lol2:

What does he think about before he falls asleep? Sleeping? :lol:

Has he ever walked around a city and heard a song blasting out of a car and said something like "HEY THAT'S MY JAM" and like run into an alley to dance or something? :lol2:

If he ever secretly signed onto an MJ forum like this and posted, did he ever get banned? :toofunny: (I can just picture the administrator finding out..."OMG...we banned MJ...:eek::eek::eek:":lol:)

[pero]

Does he sing to himself in the mirror?

[rebeccainyourdream]

LOL! you guys are a hoot.

Mj, if you ever need anti-depressants, we have several thousand of them on MJJB.

I wonder if he ever gets road rage?
Does he ever cuss? I mean like erally cuss. Not the little 'dadgonit's in his songs.
Can he speak any other languages fluently?
Does he ever walk into a room, forget why he's there, and have to retrace his steps?
Has he ever eaten snake meat?
Has he ever drunk human blood other than his own?
Can he do a hand stand?
Is had a happy drunk or a sleepy drunk, or not much of a drunk at all?
Does he like soft pretzles?
How many toes does he have?
Would he ever go sky diving?
Has he been certifed in CPR? (Might be useful for all those fans who faint on him.)
Has a fan ever puked on him? (OMG IT'S MICHAEL JACKSON! BLEEEEHHH!):eekie:
Does he have any body piercings we can see??? :highspeed:

Giggles!

[Michael Jackson's wife]

I wonder if he ever have to go to the bathroom but is too lazy too so he holds it for a long time until he feels he's gonna explode :wub: <<< do not know why I put that :blink:

I also wonder if he likes rice and say milk :hmm:

[Dancing the Dream]

I wonder if he's ever tried a good old fashioned English sunday roast? :hmm: :laugh:

[His-Confessions]

I wonder if Michael ever threw a tv out of the window?

[smoothcriminal123]

I have always wondered if he was an Orange or Apple juice guy.

[dearericka]

i wonder how MJ looks like now if he has his jheri curl :hmm: